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The Controversial Survey - or not. - The Paranoid Android
...musings of a mechanically depressed robot...
The Controversial Survey - or not.
Ganked from daz71

This is what is wrong with the world today.

[1] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Stupid question number one. If there are answers below then I do, if there are not then I don't. What a waste of a question.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legal?

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Stupid question number two. There are damn few people in the world for abortion. There are many who are for the fact that abortion is a legal choice. I count myself in that group. That does not mean I am for abortion.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female US president?
I think there is actually more chance it would fail with a male US president... mostly due to probability.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Stupid question number three. There is no belief in the death penalty because it is not a question of faith. If the question was should there be a death penalty I would answer in the negative.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
No. Do I think that it should be legalised? Yes. Legalise it, tax it, it's no better or worse than tobacco or alcohol in my opinion. Remove one more source of revenue to the criminals.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

[08] Do you believe in God?

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Same sex relationships should have the same legal status as marriage is afforded. Whether it's called marriage or not should not be important to anyone other than those itching for a fight. This is probably the only controversial question in this poll so far. 1/9 - outstanding.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many immigrants are moving into the country?
Stupid question number I've lost count. Moving into what country? This sounds like racism and uneducated fear. Asking if it was good or bad for the economy of unnamed country or if it was eroding the indigenous culture of unnamed country might have

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. Children can not look after children. I'd also imprison the twelve year old's parents and the parents of the father (if the father is a minor) or the father himself (if he isn't) because if a 12 year old is having sex the parents are to blame.

[12] Should the alcohol age be increased to 21?

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
No. Should it have started in the first place? No. Completely fucking up a country and then abandoning it because you realise you've made a giant mistake? Not an option. We've made our bed, as the saying goes, and now it's time to lie in it.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
I agree. Assisted suicide is illegal. Yet another stupid question. Who the hell wrote this crap? I wonder if they meant "Should it be?" I believe people should be able to do what they want with their lives - and that includes ending them. If they need help so be it.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't have children. I do believe in spanking other people's children. If only I could get away with it.

[16] Would you burn your countries flag for a million dollars?
I'd burn my house down for a million dollars, so why the hell wouldn't I burn a flag? The flag is a symbol of my country - not actually my country. When we worry about the symbol more that what it symbolises we become idiots. I think the real reason people get so pissed off when they see someone burning their flag is because they really wish they hadn't outsourced all the falg making to China... because lets face it - the flag makers are the only real winners there!

[17] Who do you think would make a better US president? McCain or Obama?

[18] What is the biggest problem with society that needs to be dealt with?
Society is stupid. It's driven by greed and has no moral compass. If we solved that there would be no other problems.

[19] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
What's there to be afraid of? Of course people are going to judge me from reading this. They judge me every time they read a post I make.

I realised that by giving this the time I have I am also part of the problem... but you can't stop a rant when it has seeded.

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