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The Paranoid Android
...musings of a mechanically depressed robot...
Why reading the news is bad.
Yesterday the "Muslim community" in Tayside took offence to a police advert because it featured a dog (a black Alsation puppy) sitting in a policeman's hat. Dogs are considered unclean by Muslims... so the police issued an apology.

This is the kind of news that makes me angry. The police should not apologise. If you believe dogs are unclean (and they are - all animals are unclean, and dogs can be especially disgusting at times) then don't own one. Being offended by a picture of one is ridiculous. I was ready to rant about the bloody erosion of sensibilities by pushy minorities before slumping into a fit of apathetic depression.

Today we find out a little more... the "Muslim community" is actually just the one Muslim, a councillor by the name of Mohammed Asif who has stopped answering his phone today. Talking to people in the real world it would appear that no offence was taken at all really.

The sharper ones amongst you might have noticed the first news article was in that well respected journalistic Daily Mail... while the second was in the disreputable Times. (You'll never know how much it hurt me to type well respected and Daily Mail in the same sentence even if it was for sarcasm's sake).

Sensationalistic news is evil. It divides. It causes unrest. It is irresponsible at best. It's fast becoming the only type of news available in this country. The last bastillions of hope, the likes of the Independent, the Times and that once great institution the BBC, are being eroded and they too are printing stories intended to shock or awe instead of inform.

Current Location: EC2Y 9AQ
Current Mood: disappointed disappointed
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daz71 From: daz71 Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Do have to wonder why they even put the puppy in the poster in the first place, it's not exactly relevant.
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:07 am (UTC) (Link)
It appears he (Rebel with paws!) is being used in a lot of promotional liturature in the Tayside area..


He even has his own webcam!

I guess the Tayside police are trying to promote a softer side of the force?
daz71 From: daz71 Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:10 am (UTC) (Link)
I look forward to the headlines when he makes his first kill.
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:13 am (UTC) (Link)
That will be precious! :)
From: wainy Date: July 3rd, 2008 01:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dare we hope it's a journalist? *evil grin*
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: July 3rd, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Karma has been restored! :)
tabby_of_doom From: tabby_of_doom Date: July 3rd, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
I sure am glad America doesn't have that problem!

paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: July 4th, 2008 11:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Tee Hee! You are a sarcy one!
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