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Winalot diet - The Paranoid Android
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Winalot diet
I received this joke in my email this morning from bradders and had to share:

I was standing in the queue with a large bag of Winalot and a girl asked me if I had a dog?

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. I said I'd lost nearly 4 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. As it is nutritionally complete there was no need to eat anything else. So I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a man who was behind her.

She looked horrified and asked if I'd ended up in the hospital due to poisoning? I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one bloke was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so much.

Stupid cow. Why else would I buy dog food??

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seattleforge From: seattleforge Date: May 14th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sorry I was dubious from the start.
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: May 14th, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
It was the "licking my balls" line that slayed me.
I snorted.
seattleforge From: seattleforge Date: May 14th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm waffling on whether or not to read it to my son when he gets home.
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