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The Paranoid Android
...musings of a mechanically depressed robot...
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D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
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daz71 From: daz71 Date: May 25th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
My wife and I had a blazing row yesterday because I gave an answer to quickly.

She got in the car and there was an umbrella in the foot well.
Wife: "Who's umbrella is that?"
Me: "It must be Cara's (our daughter), she was the last one to sit there."
Wife: "But that's not hers, who's is it?"
Me: Blank look "Err, it's Cara's"
Wife: "Then how come I've never seen her with it before?"
Me: "You've never been out with her when it was raining?"
Wife: "Why do you have to be such a smart Alec?"
Me: Silence
Wife: "Nothing to say?"
Me: "It's Cara's."
Wife: Huff "How convenient"

When faced with a situation where I know I'm going to be wrong no matter what I say, I tend to avoid "Ah that belongs to my girlfriend, you weren't supposed to see that."
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: May 26th, 2006 11:21 am (UTC) (Link)
When faced with a situation where I know I'm going to be wrong no matter what I say, I tend to avoid "Ah that belongs to my girlfriend, you weren't supposed to see that."

Where is your sense of adventure man!?
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