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[LJ2ME]Now I know why I don't get up early - The Paranoid Android
...musings of a mechanically depressed robot...
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[LJ2ME]Now I know why I don't get up early
I am one miserable fucker in the mornings!

The journey to the airport has tested the last ounce of patience I didn't have. The guy sat opposite me kept bumping his foot into mine... or brushing his knee into mine. I'd move away and then he'd stretch out all the more.

He left his luggage in the isle so the trolly with my breakfast couldn't get past. When he finally got round to moving it the trolly attendant went straight part us looking at him all the time - so I got no breakfast!

No sleep + no coffee = very cranky bastard.

Now the plane is running 1:33 late. At least this means I can grab a drink... I'd hate to scare Chris and Lisa off with my crankyness!

Current Mood: cranky cranky

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From: deeevamp Date: April 13th, 2006 08:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Maybe he was flirting with you. ;)
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: April 14th, 2006 09:55 am (UTC) (Link)
That thought did cross my mind. He wasn't nearly cute enough to interest me. ;)
nuala From: nuala Date: April 13th, 2006 11:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha! Yeah, he thought you were a sexy beast. He couldn't keep his knees to himself. ;-)
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: April 14th, 2006 09:56 am (UTC) (Link)
He was damn lucky I'm such a pussy (and a Brit) because I was just about ready to kill.
nuala From: nuala Date: April 14th, 2006 10:06 am (UTC) (Link)
No way, dude. The next time, just give him a sexy look and reach over and fondle the knee that keeps bashing you. And if he asks why you did that, tell him that he was begging for it. ;-)
tabby_of_doom From: tabby_of_doom Date: April 13th, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll bet he was an American. You know how we like to think we own everything.

Everyone loves Americans. EVERYONE!
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: April 14th, 2006 09:58 am (UTC) (Link)
But you *do* own everything... you and the germans! ;)

I love a couple of Americans... one in specific ! :)
nuala From: nuala Date: April 14th, 2006 10:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Hurrah! Oh, wait. You weren't referring to me, were you. ;-)
< /cheek >
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: April 24th, 2006 11:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Maybe :p
tabby_of_doom From: tabby_of_doom Date: April 15th, 2006 01:12 am (UTC) (Link)
My ego won't give it a rest. Me, right?

I don't think that's appropriate, considering your wife is lovely and American.
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: April 24th, 2006 11:25 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course it's you. Misty is sure to understand! ;)
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