I was browsing a forum where someone posted a link to the saddest collection of internet wank it has even been my misfortune to discover.
It is devoted to mocking the imbeciles of the world who write into sites like Have your Say or HYS for short.
You must know the sayings... "Opinions are like arseholes- everyone has one" and "If I wanted to listen to an arse I would have farted." Those two sayings were coined for the sole purpose of putting down websites like those like HYS.
What has all this got to do with covers you ask... (You didn't ask? - Well you should have!) Well I was reading through the train wreck and stumbled across this... What's a 'cover song?' it asks. Well that got me thinking about my recent purchase of perhaps the worst cover of all times and then The Scissor Sisters singing Comfortably Numb played on my iPod and now I'm wondering what the worst cover version really is!
Rolf Harris' Stairway to Heaven is pretty damn atrocious. M People's version of Itchycoo Park gives me the feeling that someone, somewhere, is walking over my grave.
So, dear reader, what do you believe is the worst cover of all time?