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Perception - The Paranoid Android
...musings of a mechanically depressed robot...
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Perception
Based on a conversation in a pub:

Someone says they are going to spend the evening in with a bottle of wine, a DVD and a box of tissues...

How many of you are thinking porn?

What if I tell you the someone was a girl?  Sad movie now, or still porn?

If your answer changed depending on the sex of the person saying it - doesn't that make you the one with the dirty mind?



Another interesting conversation in the pub:

Single guy is asked what he is up to this evening, and replies - I'm out [clubbing] of course - it's the best night to go out because you know everyone else there is single.

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Current Location: EC2Y 9AQ
Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Jam For The Ladies - moby

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seattleforge From: seattleforge Date: February 15th, 2008 03:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Single guy is asked what he is up to this evening, and replies - I'm out [clubbing] of course - it's the best night to go out because you know everyone else there is single.

..and vulnerable.
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: February 18th, 2008 10:55 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not sure vulnerable is all that attractive in a girl... at least not for me.
seattleforge From: seattleforge Date: February 18th, 2008 06:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, you're thinking about a relationship.. Awwww...
paranoidandroid From: paranoidandroid Date: February 19th, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cheeky!!

I just find vulnerable a bit of a turn off... along with desperate.

Unfortunately - single and vulnerable/desperate go hand in hand a lot of the time.
seattleforge From: seattleforge Date: February 19th, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's the call of the wild.
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